Now, for a limited time only, you too can own this America 250 Commemorative T-Shirt, featuring a likeness of our 38th President, Gerald Ford!
Don’t miss this chance to own a part of history! Featuring an original Gerald Ford portrait in a stylized stencil style that features a patriotic color palette of red, beige, and light/dark blue. This image was stolen from an internet artist who borrowed it from an artist that imitated another artist, using an Associated Press photograph taken by somebody who photographed Gerry Ford back in the day. At last, our long national nightmare is over! Finally, a Gerry Ford T-shirt you can be proud of. Get yours in your favorite color, or one in each color of the rainbow, as Gerry would have wanted it.
“A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from everything you have.” — Gerry Ford, 38th President
(I think Gerry’s point is, ask not what your government can do for you, because, by that time, it’s already taken everything from you…. words of wisdom, Gerry, words of wisdom!)
I'll wait for the Evil Knievel shirt.
(while I eat my jello with sliced marichino cherries inside)