Down the Rabbit Hole

All Dogs Are Socialists!

I don’t want to scare anybody, believe me, but there’s something on my mind lately that I feel we as a country cannot sit back and ignore any longer…

Jul 9 • Matthew Schwab

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America 250 Swag!

Get your limited edition Gerry Ford T-Shirt before supplies run out!

Jul 5 • Matthew Schwab

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Happy Birthday America!

Ten Things That Could Actually Unite America: A Bicentennial Rescue Mission

Jul 3 • Matthew Schwab

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June 2026

Boat Drinks: Things to Do in Sarasota...

Antics of the Monkey Mind

Jun 15 • Matthew Schwab

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March 2026

Mirror, Mirror

Don't Tell Anyone, But Our President Has a Tell

Mar 24 • Matthew Schwab

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MORE ANONYMOUS PRAISE

Latest Internet Trend Boosts Nation's Self-Esteem

Mar 18 • Matthew Schwab

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Are You Not Entertained?

On War, Memes, and Killing

Mar 12 • Matthew Schwab

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Hope Is Not a Method, Apparently It's the Whole Plan

Or: Everything I Learned at War College Is Wrong (and I'd Like a Refund)

Mar 2 • Matthew Schwab

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February 2026

National Step Down Day

If You're an FOE (Friend of Epstein), It's Time to Come Clean

Feb 26 • Matthew Schwab

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January 2026

Breakfast Betrayal

A Midlife Cereal Tragedy

Jan 7 • Matthew Schwab

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December 2025

Dr. Pinkus Told Me So

Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Vitamin D

Dec 3, 2025 • Matthew Schwab

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November 2025

I'm Not Saying Your Tupperware Storage System is Wrong, But...

A Completely Rational Person's Guide to Tupperware Organization

Nov 21, 2025 • Matthew Schwab

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